when you gonna chat me?
¨come over¨
when you gonna say
¨YES¨
Friday, August 31, 2012
i want big things
you came knocking on my door but before then asked for my number.
i prefer exact messages during night time.
i prefer not remembering details
eyes get red
as does cheeks
as does a large vibrator.
dont have enough cash
wont say no to you.
i prefer exact messages during night time.
i prefer not remembering details
eyes get red
as does cheeks
as does a large vibrator.
dont have enough cash
wont say no to you.
2 years in the same spot with friction
will try to not use my phone at work today.
will try to remember that i hate the way you move your face as your talking with someone who has rabies.
will not eat meat.
cats
or
animals
vanilla ice cream called me after lunch. i said no because i had a date with frozen yogurt.
will try to remember that i hate the way you move your face as your talking with someone who has rabies.
will not eat meat.
cats
or
animals
vanilla ice cream called me after lunch. i said no because i had a date with frozen yogurt.
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
FALSE ALARM
would like like to write a story about a place that doesn't admit abortions. would like to call this place Spain. would like the protagonist to be a young girl early twenties chinese eyes with some sort of belly. she starts thinking why and waits a while and thinks about how promiscuous she has been and the ¨un safe¨ fun she had.
Lucia has a list on spotify that she plays on repeat. every time she enters a house before asking for permission she logs on to the computer, plays her lists and creates new intimate memories with each song.
to speed up the process she´s having sex.
to speed up the process she´s having sex.
to speed up the process she sends four text messages saying:
¨if you are ever going to meet me the time is NOW. i will use the word EMERGENCY without hesitation. my place-- seven o clock. saying NO CAN ONLY BRING YOU DANGER.¨
her house fills with men from 6:45-7:15
(insert drawing)
i think that guys who wear pants and long sleeve shirts in the summer are the devil
he always escapes by saying ¨im pooing¨ come with me and check it¨
Lucia has a list on spotify that she plays on repeat. every time she enters a house before asking for permission she logs on to the computer, plays her lists and creates new intimate memories with each song.
to speed up the process she´s having sex.
to speed up the process she´s having sex.
to speed up the process she sends four text messages saying:
¨if you are ever going to meet me the time is NOW. i will use the word EMERGENCY without hesitation. my place-- seven o clock. saying NO CAN ONLY BRING YOU DANGER.¨
her house fills with men from 6:45-7:15
(insert drawing)
i think that guys who wear pants and long sleeve shirts in the summer are the devil
he always escapes by saying ¨im pooing¨ come with me and check it¨
Thursday, August 23, 2012
hello my name is carla.
got rejected three times today all to realize that the only thing i need in my life is spinach.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
August 14, 2012. tuesday
A STORY ABOUT FREEDOM
MOSTLY FICTIONAL.
smoked a lot of hash with my aunt uncle cousin and her boyfriend Ken yesterday. today i feel as if i need a lot of sugar and yogurt. woke up thinking about yeast infections and bacteria. didn't want to eat after that so just had a coffee with a lot of milk. always thought that i could be one of those people but now i think otherwise.
usually can tell if someone is boring or not. if you talk to me very closely i can think two things. i don't want to be violent with customers, butttt. its only 18:40 and i am falling a sleep. my phone won't ring today. i yelled this at my neighbor and he looked at me feeling bad. i went in from my balcony to stare at the mirror.
having some sugar now and wondering why. can't decide weather to put my coffee in this glass of ice or not.
would like to send a message to 7 different people saying ¨FEED ME¨
would like only ONE good response.
MOSTLY FICTIONAL.
smoked a lot of hash with my aunt uncle cousin and her boyfriend Ken yesterday. today i feel as if i need a lot of sugar and yogurt. woke up thinking about yeast infections and bacteria. didn't want to eat after that so just had a coffee with a lot of milk. always thought that i could be one of those people but now i think otherwise.
usually can tell if someone is boring or not. if you talk to me very closely i can think two things. i don't want to be violent with customers, butttt. its only 18:40 and i am falling a sleep. my phone won't ring today. i yelled this at my neighbor and he looked at me feeling bad. i went in from my balcony to stare at the mirror.
having some sugar now and wondering why. can't decide weather to put my coffee in this glass of ice or not.
would like to send a message to 7 different people saying ¨FEED ME¨
would like only ONE good response.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
KAT
Stop using words like ¨FART¨ and ¨VOMIT¨
stats show that we lost all our ¨respectable¨ female readers and all our ¨horny¨ male readers.
not looking good...
try using words like ¨respect¨ ¨SELF RESPECT¨ ¨SEX¨ ¨acid¨ ¨HOT VOLCANO¨
meeting adjured.
stats show that we lost all our ¨respectable¨ female readers and all our ¨horny¨ male readers.
not looking good...
try using words like ¨respect¨ ¨SELF RESPECT¨ ¨SEX¨ ¨acid¨ ¨HOT VOLCANO¨
meeting adjured.
i lower my standards
i dont care who you are. i say this until we spend two minutes talking. im yawning very aggressively even though i ´ve been sleeping all day and am everything but tired.
i´d rather be alone than hang out with you.
HERES THE SITUATION. its 12pm and im still sleeping. my insides are yelling NOOOOOOO. yesterday i watched three movies and ordered sushi and ate it in bed while watching the news room. the show ended in a beautiful way which was obvious as it had that cold play song playing. if i ever want to think of anything dramatic id use coldplay and they´d help.
sort of miss my ex boyfriend jason because he was the kind of guy i would have lunch with on a saturday morning. today is saturday and its 1pm and im still alone.
Friday, August 17, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
hello little imigrant.
ordered a bloody marry cause thought the vodka would make me shine a little.
shortly realized that a coffee could also do this but maybe less naturally.
will order a green tea though.
¨compensating for defects¨ is the title of my life story.
thought about texting someone to hang out with but realized i prefer not talking.
would rather eat a cake in 30 seconds without breathing could eat an entire cake if it were carroty.
bloody marry´s makes me want a sandwich.
in a place called ¨Naif¨
once was on a date here. went well until the ending. we got really wasted and forgot that we were spending time with eachother. was really intimately nice with his friends especially a girl who was half ¨gogo¨ half ¨mother¨
i thought respect because some people just deserve it.
dont like it when people scream louder than me. dont like it when i realize that im actually quite American.
wish certain people would look me up and say ¨come here, come on over¨
shortly realized that a coffee could also do this but maybe less naturally.
will order a green tea though.
¨compensating for defects¨ is the title of my life story.
thought about texting someone to hang out with but realized i prefer not talking.
would rather eat a cake in 30 seconds without breathing could eat an entire cake if it were carroty.
bloody marry´s makes me want a sandwich.
in a place called ¨Naif¨
once was on a date here. went well until the ending. we got really wasted and forgot that we were spending time with eachother. was really intimately nice with his friends especially a girl who was half ¨gogo¨ half ¨mother¨
i thought respect because some people just deserve it.
dont like it when people scream louder than me. dont like it when i realize that im actually quite American.
wish certain people would look me up and say ¨come here, come on over¨
things that i like right now
- Delacroix ¨unmade bed¨
- Leon Ferrari ¨ciudades¨
- Daniel Clowes ¨Ice Haven¨
Hypothetically thinking ¨like why¨
talking about racism is boring. but ill do it anyways.
ive always liked indians.
the dark men on my street have attempted to steal my phone regularly.
so far im not alarmed nor completely ready. jackie chan had his own cartoon and thats what made him interesting. in the end of the show he would be relaesed form his animated state to send a humanly live message to the kids. one coud´ve been ¨ dont drink and drive¨
i hated drivers ed class because it wasted my time. i never want to be completely eligible to be behind the wheel. i think.
i can be bossy like:
¨go to the grocery store and get a yogurt for my yeast infection¨
¨but let me make a juice first¨
¨no¨
¨but i cant go to the street without something in my stomach i feel inhumane and weird¨
ive always liked indians.
the dark men on my street have attempted to steal my phone regularly.
so far im not alarmed nor completely ready. jackie chan had his own cartoon and thats what made him interesting. in the end of the show he would be relaesed form his animated state to send a humanly live message to the kids. one coud´ve been ¨ dont drink and drive¨
i hated drivers ed class because it wasted my time. i never want to be completely eligible to be behind the wheel. i think.
i can be bossy like:
¨go to the grocery store and get a yogurt for my yeast infection¨
¨but let me make a juice first¨
¨no¨
¨but i cant go to the street without something in my stomach i feel inhumane and weird¨
Sunday, August 12, 2012
SUMMER AND SWEAT
been starting a lot of sentences with ¨hi hi¨
that is however if i dont start it with saying
¨whaaaaaaaat¨
would it be weird if i only left voice memos and decided to stop texting?
i am home alone and cant tell if im in a ¨good state of mind¨
i sent 12 textes to 15 different people
COMPANY I CRAVE YOU
just ate an ice cream sandwich, there was nothing else to cope with.
not sitting well. would love to be able to take a long shit right now..
that is however if i dont start it with saying
¨whaaaaaaaat¨
would it be weird if i only left voice memos and decided to stop texting?
i am home alone and cant tell if im in a ¨good state of mind¨
i sent 12 textes to 15 different people
COMPANY I CRAVE YOU
just ate an ice cream sandwich, there was nothing else to cope with.
not sitting well. would love to be able to take a long shit right now..
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
MDMA
Is not a drug. It is a potion that's called LET THE TRUTH RUN WILD.
How many times did I say i love you last night?
Maybe 20
You said stop and I promised id repeat myself in the morning.
My tongue is a sleep.
Wake me up.
How many times did I say i love you last night?
Maybe 20
You said stop and I promised id repeat myself in the morning.
My tongue is a sleep.
Wake me up.
Today
We woke and took a cold shower then ran to an American diner and shared one burger, onion rings and a cookies and cream milk shake.
My foot is hiding under my leg. My butt loves falling a sleeping more than Shitting.
My foot is hiding under my leg. My butt loves falling a sleeping more than Shitting.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Today
While watching the dark knight rises I mixed Doritos with chocolate balls. Shortly after I felt cold and placed a wet beach towel on top of me and fell a sleep.
For breakfast I slapped a tomato on bread with cheese and ham. Very basic. One cup of red tea and orange juice.
For breakfast I slapped a tomato on bread with cheese and ham. Very basic. One cup of red tea and orange juice.
Sunday, August 5, 2012
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finding my self in situations that involve no sleep should be the title of my life story
when im drunk i get narcissistic. LIKE i need to show everyone my art. and everyone my writing. and im the best the BEST THE BEST THE BEST AND MY VOICE GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER UNTIL IM SCREAMING IN PEOPLES EARS UNTIL EVERYONE WALKS AWAY AND IM ALONE.
in the airport. should be in barcelona by now but im not. the wheel needs to be changed and the passengers were told to un load themselves. i have yet to tell the person who i am meeting about this. want to try to be mysteriously late and interesting. i sent him a message around 4 am saying
¨creo que no voy a dormir¨
no response.
i am so clever.
i love me.
i was not drunk when i said it but i had two gins at work and then later two beers in a cheesy karaoke. i did not sing. i dont like seeing people who i´ve slept with flirt with people who possibly could give them a B.J. makes me feel uncomfortable and secure about my feminity but in a negative way. like i am a lady sheep.
my butt cheeks are sleeping. i am on a cold floor.
feeling good after drinking a coffee and eating a sausage mc muffin. always feels like home in the sense that it reminds me of big daddy.
in the airport. should be in barcelona by now but im not. the wheel needs to be changed and the passengers were told to un load themselves. i have yet to tell the person who i am meeting about this. want to try to be mysteriously late and interesting. i sent him a message around 4 am saying
¨creo que no voy a dormir¨
no response.
i am so clever.
i love me.
i was not drunk when i said it but i had two gins at work and then later two beers in a cheesy karaoke. i did not sing. i dont like seeing people who i´ve slept with flirt with people who possibly could give them a B.J. makes me feel uncomfortable and secure about my feminity but in a negative way. like i am a lady sheep.
my butt cheeks are sleeping. i am on a cold floor.
feeling good after drinking a coffee and eating a sausage mc muffin. always feels like home in the sense that it reminds me of big daddy.
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