Friday, August 24, 2012

blogging under the influence

when you have a superiority complex nothing will satisfy you except this little pill that makes things feel extra nice. this chair feels nice. this air smells nice. hey i'm dressed too casual for this venue but it's okay because my face is nice. feel like my dance moves are out of this world amazing. i mean my dance moves are something you would see in mars or even jupiter. if you doubt this then we obviously shouldn't be in the same room together.

used a condom today which felt like the penis had armor on. world of warcraft is one of my favorite games and I don't care if people question my social skills.

going to the restroom to confirm that i am attractive

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