after i drink a cup of coffee i feel like a brand new woman, reborn and caffeinated.
how can i help you?
just watched a grimes music video and felt compelled to do something socially unacceptable. spent the last hour looking up information on nipple piercings for some new kind of stimulation. will probably play it safe and try only the right nipple.
got bored and looked at pictures of cats on instagram for 15 minutes. i get paid to browse social networks and watch breaking bad episodes on netflix. this is when you'd use the phrase, "good deal."
the pizza i ordered was just delivered and i don't care if it goes straight to my ass.
i'm having a great day
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