Monday, August 6, 2012

Puke world

After a long night of drinking and throwing up I told myself "I'm never going to do this again" followed by, "Who am I kidding"

I felt really confident and masculine like I could drink everyone under the table. I took multiple shots of sake, soju, and raspberry wine. I took a tequila shot at the end. I drank several beers. Dead.

I threw up in a friend's car. I threw up outside of the car. I threw up on my shoes and blazer and $50 Victoria's Secret bra. I threw up at K's house. We both showered and threw up IN the shower.

I threw up the next day until 5pm while saying FUCK YOU fuck you fuck you to myself each time as punishment.

This is why alcohol is the worst drug on earth

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