Wild times can mean nothing and everything all depending on your memory and skills with a pen. I like to say im living especially when I'm not really feeling it.
Those chips sucked. Had mc Donald's. Today. Then two beers. Then I asked the girl behind the bar to charge my phone and didn't feel bad about it.
Indifferent about going home. The fact is I'm not sleepy. Wouldn't mind a joint. Wouldn't mind a back rub. Wouldn't mind getting married in Vegas and making a son.
Wouldn't mind it if my son had an English accent blue eyes and brown hair. Wouldn't mind it if he was a scholar or an athlete or someone who mirrored his father out of respect.
What would I do If I created a monster.
I'm interested in a Popsicle and maybe some
Yogurt
Definitely a milkshake
I wish I was more exhausted.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Hot pants and cheese
I am laying on top of my best friends
Lap. I am sweating. We are going to Spain's equivalent las Vegas. We are going to a music festival. We are high and he is sleeping. My hands are sweating into nothing into my iPhone.
I am out of this world.
I would advise my future self to
Know that this is the best I've felt in my life to date.
Exciting
Lap. I am sweating. We are going to Spain's equivalent las Vegas. We are going to a music festival. We are high and he is sleeping. My hands are sweating into nothing into my iPhone.
I am out of this world.
I would advise my future self to
Know that this is the best I've felt in my life to date.
Exciting
Friday, July 27, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Shit balls shit
I have A date tonight and my face is inflamed.
Don't you hate it when guys aren't prepared? They come over for a movie and forget that the only condoms you've ever purchased are XL because you're someone with pretentiously high expectations.
Probably shouldn't publish this though.
Don't you hate it when guys aren't prepared? They come over for a movie and forget that the only condoms you've ever purchased are XL because you're someone with pretentiously high expectations.
Probably shouldn't publish this though.
Snake bites and things similar
I don't like putting sticks in the middle of my teeth to force old crumbs to fall out. I don't like this because i don't think my teeth are secure and this is because I have dreams where they fall out and it's something scary. My dentist will never know this though. I don't like being an adult because I don't like going to hospitals ALONE. IT'S SAD AND SCARY. I LOVE YOU KAT I LOVE YOU.
Molars
Eating my face
Looking like bugs bunny In heat in the summer isnt preferable.
Thinking about:
Face inflammation
Should be in bed
Am I an alcoholic?
How much is too much?
I easily get bored and un amused when in a relationship. This has lots to do with my short attention span and lack of empathy and over achieved sporadic disdain. Some come to me and don't get it. Some have the same problem and we use each other to feel good. There is nothing wrong with polygamy. Jk. Each other should be one word spelled like this EACHOTHER.
My boss yesterday told me this when referring to me and my pain and my baby wisdom teeth "don't drink. Can you stay one night without drinking and going out ?"
Sometimes I just can't handle her . I mean obviously, obviously NOT.
Looking like bugs bunny In heat in the summer isnt preferable.
Thinking about:
Face inflammation
Should be in bed
Am I an alcoholic?
How much is too much?
I easily get bored and un amused when in a relationship. This has lots to do with my short attention span and lack of empathy and over achieved sporadic disdain. Some come to me and don't get it. Some have the same problem and we use each other to feel good. There is nothing wrong with polygamy. Jk. Each other should be one word spelled like this EACHOTHER.
My boss yesterday told me this when referring to me and my pain and my baby wisdom teeth "don't drink. Can you stay one night without drinking and going out ?"
Sometimes I just can't handle her . I mean obviously, obviously NOT.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Prometheus
was exciting.
you should watch it.
other news, i ate everything in the universe last night. this has affected me emotionally and i am now listening to john mayor which is unusual.
present:
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/180372/americo.gif
you should watch it.
other news, i ate everything in the universe last night. this has affected me emotionally and i am now listening to john mayor which is unusual.
present:
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/180372/americo.gif
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
stop it just stop, no no no
ive been in 48hour party mode. that means no sleep. that means leaving the club to go to a bar which never closes to go to a house with light and music to me leaving alone to meet someone sober to go to a museum to see a william blake exhibition at 11am. to us going to my house. to him cooking a meal that i wouldnt eat. to me drinking vodka cocktails. to me calling another friend. to the three of us going to a house to play poker. to me bring my entire large i mac in a taxi to provide music. to me drinking beer. then us eating at a mexican then us going to picnic. then me drinking gin. on and on on on.
me with two sober men.
Saturday, July 14, 2012
fashion blogs
AKA
boring.
within 2010-2012
a substantial amount of skinny girls with no tits have been barging my dashboard.
FUCK
boring.
within 2010-2012
a substantial amount of skinny girls with no tits have been barging my dashboard.
FUCK
me now
within the past two hours ive eaten two chocolate puddings and one small bowl of cereal.
i enjoyed the first pudding and stopped enjoying food after but ate anyways as i felt i needed a large in take of sugar in order to feel better about melting on my couch on a saturday.
killing time should be illegal.
im fantasizing over the month of august, im doing this in a very obsessive way. like looking for flights and almost letting myself spend non existant money and lying to myself that it actually exists and thinking about the rent that i should be paying.
i want to throw the last chocolate pudding away. it only cost me 70 cents. i dont ever want to see it again. might give it to ramon or my cousin who is coming from the Philippines.
not very excited right now.
woke up from a nap and was motivated to eat chocolate pudding.
ran to the fridge after 2 seconds of being awake.
had a horrible movie on high blast. this was bothersome.
decided to turn an electric fan on and make my internet presence a lot stronger and drink a cold bottle of water.
not interested in much.
i enjoyed the first pudding and stopped enjoying food after but ate anyways as i felt i needed a large in take of sugar in order to feel better about melting on my couch on a saturday.
killing time should be illegal.
im fantasizing over the month of august, im doing this in a very obsessive way. like looking for flights and almost letting myself spend non existant money and lying to myself that it actually exists and thinking about the rent that i should be paying.
i want to throw the last chocolate pudding away. it only cost me 70 cents. i dont ever want to see it again. might give it to ramon or my cousin who is coming from the Philippines.
not very excited right now.
woke up from a nap and was motivated to eat chocolate pudding.
ran to the fridge after 2 seconds of being awake.
had a horrible movie on high blast. this was bothersome.
decided to turn an electric fan on and make my internet presence a lot stronger and drink a cold bottle of water.
not interested in much.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
TRUE ROMANCE
Finished work at 9 today and almost hated the idea of being alone in my
house. this was until i went to an oriental grocers and snagged my self a
large amount of noodles and sauces. food gets me excited. while eating
my eggy siracha infused bowl of noodles i plopped this baby on and fell
in love with love with love with love and now just want to get married.
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