up your butt

you and i might be alcoholics or we just really know how to get a party started.

i'd like to think we're the latter. sometimes a person or situation is so bland that you need a drink. but 'need' indicates dependency and you can't be dependent on anything. take these $3 panties i bought at forever 21. i really depended on them until the thong string broke off during a real fun time. you can't count on anything these days.

hey remember that time you bought me a thong in size XXL
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