My dearest junebug

Happy birthday beautiful baby of Europe
!!

Happy birthday to me

Saying yes right now. on the plane cause I gotta get out of here. Where am I going ? To the land of god aka Barcelona aka heaven.

High as fuck

I am high as fuck
On the beach
Like a fuckin rapper
Makin millions takin naps

urban diarrheafitters

i walked into urban outfitters the other day and almost got some cut off shorts until i saw the price tag of $54 US DOLLARS. i said 'fuck this' and went to a thrift store and made my own goddamn cut off shorts. all it took was $5 and a youtube tutorial. talk about real satisfaction.

SAY YES

I think you should go for the job because it's something new and new things lead to other new things that might change your life. When in doubt, say yes. Yes Man is one of my favorite movies. Yes Plaza contains Banana Bay. When someone says, 'Do you want head' you say 'Yes.'

 (you get the point)

I like you polish girl

Do you feel tropical?

Tomorrow promptly at 9am I have an interview with American apparel. They are looking for a one month substitute for a girl who has broke her arm. If I get it and they want me I might just turn them down.

It's not even in a real store it's in a department store corner. I want to say yes because I'm bored of my life.

In need of your advice, hurry.

it's almost your birthday junebug

Today I had a pap smear and ate 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and then took a 3 hour nap. I woke up at 11pm and thought of the word 'wikipedia.' I washed my face and tried to figure out which parent I resembled more. I'm looking pretty polish today. It's 1:45 am and I will now be entering a sleep-like state with a growling stomach. I want to put stuff inside of it but i can't.
(that's what she said)

mantras i have been living by lately that can help improve your attitude on life, or at least make you feel less alone

1. every situation is for a reason, even the shittiest ones
2. always find beauty in the tiniest of things or people
3. you could have it a lot worse
5. the universe works in mysterious ways
    don't question it
    just react
5. you could die tomorrow. are you living a fulfilling life?
6. at least you are sexy and don't look like precious tumale
7. it will get better
8. i put two number 5's
9. think ME ME ME
    make yourself happy
    before you make anyone else
    you fucking deserve it

i don't know if that will help
a couple months ago i was in a shit hole, mentally
i feel better now
it's all in the mind
and perspective

being alone is a good thing if you are constructive about it

Kat2

At least you are in love and having sex I feel hopeless. I'm in a cafe having white wine alone.

I hate all holidays too

They make me lonely

At time I feel soooooo a l o n e

Let's get happy now.

Kat

There is a large animal living in my vagina and it need to be unleashed

chin pimple and forehead pimple unite in warfare against my face

that must suck being KKO because she can't share shoes with her sisters. she shares shoes with her husband but lamar only has nikes. she eats out of sadness and then becomes bigger.

if you are june bug then i think it's only fair if you call me crispy. i've been real crispy lately but don't eat me. i vigorously stalked your facebook to find jeoff but failed. i did, however, find a real seductive photo of you at CLUB 8:30PM. i can see why strangers are being romantic with their fingers. did your eyebrow grow back yet?

due to last weekend's drug binge, i lost 5 pounds in 3 days but gained it backed faster than you can say OREO SHAKE. why can't these effects be forever?
i'm staying in tonight because i have over-partied my body.
yesterday i had sex in a pool. i guess you can say we were swimming with sperm.

-crispy

KKO :(

Have you seen that photo Kim posted of three slippers with initials on them except Khloe's was KKO and like ten times larger.

-c

At work

I shit once a day.
It's starting to get too comfortable in here. And when we make this blog public everyone will know.

Can you call me June bug? Can I tell you that I let a stranger finger me the other day? Can I tell you that I'm not a whore and it was actually romantic????

That Jeoff guy and I are fb friends. That's all it took to realize that he's a real
Idiot. There should be serious laws
Against retards using social media.. Just sayin..

-juney

vagina breath

sometimes you are not fresh
but someone goes down on you anyway
and you're worried about what they'll think

but only for 5 seconds
then you're like,

Fuck it
This feels great

I feel like that can be said for most things in life

Once you care less
You can enjoy more

I NEED CHANGE. I NEED CHANGE. I NEED YOU 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pau´s phone is dead, i am dying.

1:21 am and home alone, drunk

i woke up hungover only because I had a deadline titled: ¨It´s time to meet my FATHER¨ 

I felt excited because some time theres nothing else to do. while i got closer i started imagining where we could have breakfast and i could nearly taste the coffee in my mouth. 

He insisted on going to mc donalds because he needed to collect those free Olympic  cups that fit perfectly with his coke. 

another feeling of uselessness. 

sometimes i have conversations with myself in my head

(while browsing through kim kardashian's instagram)

me: is kim kardashian really dating kanye west

other me: yup, you know she love dem black guys

me: yeah, with an ass like that you need to have a black guy

(me and other me smile in mutual agreement)

is this normal

who is the bearded man in all the photos?

last night i ate a fifty dollar steak and drank a twelve dollar glass of riesling followed by a nine dollar glass of red wine because it was the cheapest one on the menu. a family of 13 could have been fed in africa but this is america and we like to feel like mavericks.

if you want a book recommendation, read anything by tao lin
he is my favorite and he is depressed and he is aware of himself at every moment

what i like the most is being self aware

people are so detached by who they are
and need constant reassurance
of who they are

hanging out with yourself
and looking in the mirror
is the best thing you can do

next to drugs

not a funny letter. freeing the fear.

xabi is my best friend but sometimes its hard to really know what´s happening because he is going through heartbreak. yesterday i hated everything really easily. my boss eva can be the biggest bitch but maybe shes not intentionally acting crazy. my mind doesn't digest this.

i can wake up and feel so lonely

you can tell that im in a smaller place. with lots of space. and little rest because im restless.

being alone means staring at the mirror constantly. guts ripped out.

where are you

just had dinner alone in a tiny japanese restaurant; asians being served in spanish.

if you know a book i´d like tell me now. i need to read anything that isnt based on spacial architecture or camus.  make me feel like a winner,  not a slut.

i love to love you.

being divorced.

knowing adjectives.

and when you are alone you can only think about eating.
this is a disorder.

I DONT WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU.

do you ever put something on and think ¨i dont want to be this girl today¨

and then you get your leotard on and feel more daring.

my best friend diaz

im going to go visit santos at work. he works in his ex girlfriends little cute store.

not weird..

the other day he told me that i made out with him. i was drunk plus more.
it was only for 2 seconds and he didn´t enjoy it.

sometimes i´m in heat and around the wrong sorta people.
ya dig?

highly disgusted.

what you want to make outfits of the day posts, really?

is that your one wish???

well i suppose...

DONT YOU THINK THIS IS HOT?

WHY HAVE YOU GOT TO BE SO DAM GOOD LOOOKING ??? 

WHY CANT YOU JUST BE TWELVE INCHES TALLER. 

WHY DO SHORT MEN EXIST?

Diaryland

Diaryland


oh what I MADE A MIXTAPE. WHAT??

golden flush

lately my shit has been too liquified to not think that there isnt something wrong.

i created this to tell you that i think im pregnant. i think im so pregnant that i bought a test. i took the test and it was negative. i want a bloody mary. i want to be in a coffee shop starring at someone spicy. i want to believe that test but i dont.

s h i t hole