Friday, June 15, 2012

chin pimple and forehead pimple unite in warfare against my face

that must suck being KKO because she can't share shoes with her sisters. she shares shoes with her husband but lamar only has nikes. she eats out of sadness and then becomes bigger.

if you are june bug then i think it's only fair if you call me crispy. i've been real crispy lately but don't eat me. i vigorously stalked your facebook to find jeoff but failed. i did, however, find a real seductive photo of you at CLUB 8:30PM. i can see why strangers are being romantic with their fingers. did your eyebrow grow back yet?

due to last weekend's drug binge, i lost 5 pounds in 3 days but gained it backed faster than you can say OREO SHAKE. why can't these effects be forever?
i'm staying in tonight because i have over-partied my body.
yesterday i had sex in a pool. i guess you can say we were swimming with sperm.

-crispy

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